Quotes Of The Day

Posted on February 8, 2008
Filed Under Quotes |

Schools back in session and I’m still on campus, so I have been playing a lot of pickup basketball. Well, today I heard two comments that just make you laugh inside.

Quote #1: “Are you American?” Why yes, I replied. “Oh, I thought you were from Spain.”

img_0418.jpg

I don’t know if it’s the hair and beard or what, but I guess I fit the description. lol!!! If that wasn’t enough, another guy said something to me while we were playing basketball.

Quote #2: “Man, you should play in college.” I had no comment. What was I thinking? I did play and I’ve been out 8 years! My eligibility is up, bro.

The first quote I have heard before. Some lady at a garage sale we were having swore I was Lebanese. Seriously, she thought I was not telling the truth about my ethnic background. The second quote was a first and it sure made me feel old, but both were pretty funny.

C.Harv

Comments

5 Responses to “Quotes Of The Day”

  1. ScottNo Gravatar on February 11th, 2008 12:27 am

    What, your eligibility is up?

  2. ArelisNo Gravatar on February 11th, 2008 2:24 am

    and all this time I thought you were Mexican!

  3. PopsNo Gravatar on February 11th, 2008 4:24 am

    I don’t care what anyone says, that’s funny right there!

  4. AmandaNo Gravatar on February 12th, 2008 6:59 pm

    Thats so funny! You do look like your from a different country! You must be from the milk man! :)

  5. momNo Gravatar on February 16th, 2008 4:00 pm

    you can’t be old, I’am not old yet!!

Leave a Reply




google.load("language", "1"); var curstate = 0; var hasloaded = 0; function bnc_show_translated() { if (hasloaded == 0) { bnc_lang_callback(); hasloaded = 1; } for (i = 0; i < 0; i++) { var elem = $("bnc_original_" + i); if (elem) { if (curstate) { elem.show(); } else { elem.hide(); } } } for (i = 0; i < 0; i++) { var elem = $("bnc_trans_" + i); if (elem) { if (curstate) { elem.hide(); } else { elem.show(); } } } if (curstate) { $("bnc_trans_state1").show(); $("bnc_trans_state2").hide(); curstate = 0; } else { $("bnc_trans_state1").hide(); $("bnc_trans_state2").show(); curstate = 1; } } function bnc_detect_div(div_id) { var text = document.getElementById(div_id); if (text) { text = text.innerHTML; if (text.length > 0) { google.language.detect(text, function(result) { if (!result.error) { if (result.language != "en") { if (result.confidence > 0.25) { $("bnc_translating").show(); bnc_xlate_div(result.language, div_id, "en"); } } } } ); } } } function bnc_xlate_div(src_lang,div_id,o_lang) { var text = document.getElementById(div_id); if (text) { text = text.innerHTML; google.language.translate(text, src_lang, o_lang, function(result) { var translated = document.getElementById(div_id); if (result.translation) { translated.innerHTML = result.translation; } }); } } function bnc_lang_callback() { } function bnc_startup() { bnc_xlate_div("en", "bnc_translate_info", "en"); bnc_xlate_div("en", "bnc_translate_info2", "en"); } google.setOnLoadCallback(bnc_startup);