SSL // Spanish as a Second Language

I joke with my wife and many at my church that they offer ESL (English Second Language) classes, but that I need to go to a SSL (Spanish Second Language) class.
I’ve had 2 years of Spanish in High School, grew up in Southern California, and yet I still am not anywhere [...]

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